Tumblr (3.0; @ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch)http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/<p>A little pissed that I STILL fail to understand how to use tumblr&#8230; :(</p> <p>Just saying. Probably won&#8217;t be back on for like, 4 years for that reason&#8230; </p>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/13335040195http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/13335040195Sat, 26 Nov 2011 00:18:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsawu66d0r1qmw2fdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10826401747http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10826401747Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:59:19 -0400penguin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsb05tfVrZ1r42g4po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cedarandmarigolds.tumblr.com/post/10820261648/did-you-know">cedarandmarigolds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Now you know!</p> </blockquote>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10826318496http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10826318496Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:57:33 -0400did you know?penguin<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsas68h1nG1qej9aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://negrablack.tumblr.com/post/10820416472">negrablack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Potter Penguin</p> </blockquote>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10826298578http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10826298578Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:57:07 -0400harry potterpenguinplush<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjjiq7mrZ1r1uhnxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10814019406http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10814019406Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:52:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9liqt7h21qiydtbo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9liqt7h21qiydtbo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9liqt7h21qiydtbo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9liqt7h21qiydtbo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9liqt7h21qiydtbo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9liqt7h21qiydtbo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813893514http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813893514Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:48:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls98cjiRHk1r125dno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813801556http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813801556Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:45:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8sgw4OQj1qe11kdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813782201http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813782201Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:45:00 -0400memesmemespotsubmissionsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs02ePuRS1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justpeachyxo.tumblr.com/post/10806057987">justpeachyxo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Whoever made this deserves to be shot.</p> </blockquote>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813750907http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813750907Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:44:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7xdkd2A01qer95no1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813731552http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813731552Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:43:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llz41xK7x71qg8brso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813721556http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10813721556Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:43:06 -0400sherlock<p><span>Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?<br/>New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.</span></p>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10663097194http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10663097194Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:58:58 -0400<p><span> <h6 class="uiStreamMessage"><span data-ft='{"type":3}' class="messageBody">Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years &amp; I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. &#8230; Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today &amp; that was the last straw. Last week, you came home &amp; didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal &amp; even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, &amp; went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband &amp; wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER &amp; I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you &amp; I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &amp; griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, &amp; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you &amp; felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job &amp; bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell &amp; Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem</span></h6> <span data-ft='{"type":3}' class="messageBody"><br/></span></span></p>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10663066494http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10663066494Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:58:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryky099Wp1qaa871o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryky099Wp1qaa871o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://akane-x.tumblr.com/post/10548351314">akane-x</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ready for Halloween!</p> </blockquote>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662400128http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662400128Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:43:26 -0400animalsanimalpuppywankohalloween<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1gtd8Apt1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/10632538771">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/">Click here for More funny pics</a></p> </blockquote>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662347754http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662347754Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:42:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2i37YFql1qaadlmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Umm…. How does this happen?!</p>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662253041http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662253041Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:40:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn3qhx50U1qze0o2o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn3qhx50U1qze0o2o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662174659http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662174659Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:38:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2gkgIcab1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/10639101704/shower">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://canv.as/p/dnrgp">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662136093http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662136093Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:37:32 -0400<p><a href="http://somethinglikelauren.tumblr.com/post/10651537482">somethinglikelauren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Thanks Gramps. &lt;3</p> <p>RIP old man.</p> </blockquote> <p>As a tribute to an awesome man, and a grandfather to my best friend :)</p>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662090837http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662090837Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:36:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbe7fFMop1qk8yxdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662045796http://ilovepenguinsalittletoomuch.tumblr.com/post/10662045796Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:35:32 -0400BOOMABOUT ME