A little pissed that I STILL fail to understand how to use tumblr… :( Just saying. Probably won’t be back on for like, 4 years for that reason…
Something funny that tumblr thought to put on if...
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden? New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal &...
It doesn't cost money to be kind, don't borax the...
somethinglikelauren: Thanks Gramps. <3 RIP old man. As a tribute to an awesome man, and a grandfather to my best friend :)